it's not what you do, it's what you could have done
it's not what you do, it's how you do it
people say \PREDICTION
the Force is strong in you
you are not satisfied with life
you are not satisfied with your position
you feel you are not living up to your potential
you harbor a secret desire to become \WHATIS. Hide these feelings
you have a brilliant future ahead of you. But rest not; \PREDICTION
you have an ardent desire to add more predictions to this program. Hold that thought, and \WHOIS, \WHATIS, predicts that \PREDICTION
you have contracted a fatal illness and will die
you have contracted a fatal illness, but your belief in \WHOIS, \WHATIS, will pull you through
you have dreamed that \PREDICTION. You will have such dreams again
you must not believe predictions from cheap programs like this one. Look to \WHOIS for clear truth
you must shun \WHATIS at all turns. Be vigilant in this
you often have fits of depression and feelings of uselessness
you will be contacted by aliens within the year. You may not recognize them, though they will give you clear signs
you will be fired for spending so much time playing with a cheap little program like this one
you will buy something from the Home Shopping Network
you will change your name three times in the next three years. You will not change it to \WHOIS. Yet, \WHATIS will continue to influence your every move
you will die before you finish reading this prediction, unless \WHOIS smiles on you. If you DO survive, \WHATIS will require a sacrifice before you learn that \PREDICTION
you will die while reading this prediction. However if you give all your \STUFFS to \WHOIS you will be given the cure and learn that \PREDICTION
you will donate all your \STUFFS to \WHOIS, \WHATIS. You align yourself correctly for the coming jihad
you will not die before you finish reading this prediction
you will take a long trip soon
you will take a short trip soon
your good fortune is at an end. Look to \WHOIS, \WHATIS, for guidance
your hair is changing color. Also, \PREDICTION
your karma is troubled
your life has already peaked. You are on a long, downward slide
your nose is oddly formed, and your eyes are of different color
your phone is not ringing
your phone will ring soon. It will be someone whom you aren't looking at, or \WHATIS. If the latter, leave a message at the tone
your situation is improving
your terminal is straining your eyes
your toes are falling off. Turn to \WHOIS, \WHATIS, for help.
you need to visit \WHOIS since \PREDICTION.
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"I predict that \PREDICTION", says \WHOIS, \WHATIS. Listen well, for \PREDICTION.
An urgent message from \WHATIS, Ignore this, and find that \PREDICTION. But listen well, and hang a token of \WHOIS, \WHATIS, about your neck, for \PREDICTION.
Bathe in the presence of \WHOIS, and know that \PREDICTION.
Beware, \WHATIS has said that \PREDICTION, but \PREDICTION.
Heretic! Listen not to the simpleminded aphorisms of \WHOIS! Only \WHOIS, \WHATIS, can help! Heed this, or I predict that \PREDICTION!
I have received a psychic message from \WHATIS, who says that \PREDICTION. If so, \WHOIS forsees that \PREDICTION. This is true. Do not ignore this, or \WHOIS, \WHATIS, will become extremely angry.
I've heard that \PREDICTION. To avoid this fate, buy the seven Books of \WHATIS, and \WHOIS will smile upon you once again, and you will find that \PREDICTION.
Know that \PREDICTION. All this \WHOIS has seen. Remember, \WHATIS is never wrong. As a token of truth, \PREDICTION.
Listen! \WHATIS has seen that \PREDICTION! Prove \WHOIS wrong, and instead, \PREDICTION.
Logout immediately! I, \WHOIS, \WHATIS, has seen that \PREDICTION! However, \PREDICTION.
RESET IMMEDIATELY! \WHOIS, \WHATIS has forseen that \PREDICTION. However this is not true since \PREDICTION.
Other soothsayers tell untruths. \WHOIS has the answers. Worship \WHATIS, and you will find that \PREDICTION.
Run this program again, and find that \PREDICTION.
Your biorythm is in turmoil. \WHOIS, \WHATIS, has the answers.
\WHOIS, \WHATIS, has said that \PREDICTION.
\WHOIS, \WHATIS, knows that \PREDICTION. And much more. Send money.
